fannishminded:

kabukers:

sodii:

mrclarinet:

Close enough…?

BAHAHA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LITERALLY THE SAME THING.

HE TIED A PIKACHU TO IT 

I can’t. I just, I laughed so hard. All of this, is so much win.

and I am burdened with glorious popcorn!

blackamazon:

karnythia:

thegoddamazon:

ghdos:

The two smartest men on the planet.

LMFAOMFOMFOMAFAO

…can I just remark how cute it is that the Marine Sgt. is standing at ease to speak? xD

Win some money & never get laid again? Nope. Can’t do it.

The eyebrows on Terry !!!! Nope nuh uh!

"That’s what you do with Depression, you mask the symptoms. The symptoms of Depression IS depression, it’s not a symptom of something else. It’s not like you go “oooh, I feel really sad” and then your arse falls off. The symptoms of Depression is depression. You take away the symptoms of Depression HALLOOOOO! you’re cured! But Tom [Cruise] was like “no, no, no Matt. Matt, these drugs Matt, these drugs they’re just a crutch, these drugs are just a crutch!” and I’m thinking “yes?”. THEY’RE A CRUTCH! You don’t walk up to a guy with one leg and say “hey pal, that crutch is just a crutch, THROW IT AWAY! Hop ya bastard! That crutch is masking the symptoms of your one leggedness”."

Craig Ferguson on Tom Cruise attacking Brooke Shields for using anti-depressants to fight Post-Partum Depression. (via themarriageofadeadblogsing)

I have always thought Craig Ferguson was a very smart man. It appears I was right.

(via deliciouskaek)

“It’s not like you go “oooh, I feel really sad” and then your arse falls off.”

(via cephalopuddle)

shortformblog:

npr:

The woman, in her 80s, was reportedly upset at the way the fresco had deteriorated and took it on herself to “restore” the image.
BBC Europe correspondent Christian Fraser says the delicate brush strokes of Elias Garcia Martinez have been buried under a haphazard splattering of paint.
The once-dignified portrait now resembles a crayon sketch of a very hairy monkey in an ill-fitting tunic, he says.
via BBC News - Spanish fresco restoration botched by amateur

From delicate to derp.

shortformblog:

npr:

The woman, in her 80s, was reportedly upset at the way the fresco had deteriorated and took it on herself to “restore” the image.

BBC Europe correspondent Christian Fraser says the delicate brush strokes of Elias Garcia Martinez have been buried under a haphazard splattering of paint.

The once-dignified portrait now resembles a crayon sketch of a very hairy monkey in an ill-fitting tunic, he says.

via BBC News - Spanish fresco restoration botched by amateur

From delicate to derp.

reallyfoxnews:

If Websites Were People: Fox News

This rocks. 

stfuconservatives:

cognitivedissonance:

shortformblog:

daveholmes:

From a hearing in Lincoln, NE regarding an LGBT anti-discrimination ordinance. Thanks to Towleroad for putting this up.

Do not multitask while watching this or your brain will melt. Focus on the task at hand, which is watching the guy directly behind this clearly insane woman crack up at the bizarre things coming out of her mouth. This woman is the human version of @horse_ebooks — if @horse_ebooks had questionable views about homosexuality.

You guys. WyWatch from Wyoming made it to Nebraska

Um…

You guys can keep them. 

Seriously.

I. Do. Not. Know. Where. To. Start. With. Whatever. This. Is.

(trigger warning for homophobia, i guess, although this is so unbelievably ridiculous that it’s hard to get offended by it)

SHE STARTS HER SPEECH WITH: “Winter Wipeout TV show had broken bones and manslaughter every minute. Winter Wipeout show is produced in Holland by gays, bis and orgiers. Why do gays like to see people perishing? P-E-N-I-S goes into the anus to rupture intestines. The more a man does this, the more likely he will be a fatality or a homicider.”

And that’s only the first 40 seconds. Some greatest hits from the next five minutes:

“Only gays go to Gender Studies”

“Whitney Houston was found without clothes in a bathtub” (…and?)

“Lesbians and gays rarely live past 40 because it is common for them to do away with their partner, or they self-inflict”

“Anus licking causes sepsis. If not given antibiotics within half an hour, they perish.”

“A high percent of gay men who work in schools molest boys, mostly because they don’t have AIDS yet”

“To avoid going gay like Hillary Clinton did, college students need single rooms and single-gender dorms” (yeah, there are no gays at women’s colleges)

“80% of those who did treason by the year 2000 were gays”

“Jesus was celibate, and he was kissed by Judas, a homo”

“Wedding dresses are for women, not for men”

I… I have no response to any of this. Citation needed, lady. Citation very desperately needed.

-Jess

ragglefock:

Love you, sir

sofapizza:

Bad Lip Reading hilariously makes Rick Santorum less cuckoo than usual.