From a hearing in Lincoln, NE regarding an LGBT anti-discrimination ordinance. Thanks to Towleroad for putting this up.
Do not multitask while watching this or your brain will melt. Focus on the task at hand, which is watching the guy directly behind this clearly insane woman crack up at the bizarre things coming out of her mouth. This woman is the human version of @horse_ebooks — if @horse_ebooks had questionable views about homosexuality.
You guys. WyWatch from Wyoming made it to Nebraska.
You guys can keep them.
I. Do. Not. Know. Where. To. Start. With. Whatever. This. Is.
(trigger warning for homophobia, i guess, although this is so unbelievably ridiculous that it’s hard to get offended by it)
SHE STARTS HER SPEECH WITH: “Winter Wipeout TV show had broken bones and manslaughter every minute. Winter Wipeout show is produced in Holland by gays, bis and orgiers. Why do gays like to see people perishing? P-E-N-I-S goes into the anus to rupture intestines. The more a man does this, the more likely he will be a fatality or a homicider.”
And that’s only the first 40 seconds. Some greatest hits from the next five minutes:
“Only gays go to Gender Studies”
“Whitney Houston was found without clothes in a bathtub” (…and?)
“Lesbians and gays rarely live past 40 because it is common for them to do away with their partner, or they self-inflict”
“Anus licking causes sepsis. If not given antibiotics within half an hour, they perish.”
“A high percent of gay men who work in schools molest boys, mostly because they don’t have AIDS yet”
“To avoid going gay like Hillary Clinton did, college students need single rooms and single-gender dorms” (yeah, there are no gays at women’s colleges)
“80% of those who did treason by the year 2000 were gays”
“Jesus was celibate, and he was kissed by Judas, a homo”
“Wedding dresses are for women, not for men”
I… I have no response to any of this. Citation needed, lady. Citation very desperately needed.